Shhhh Jade!!!

“Mommy don’t wipe your face on the towel, Daddy dried his balls on it!!” I couldn’t stop laughing at what Jade just told me. Looks like she heard me yell at my husband to stop drying his balls on my hair towel. Now every time he showers Jade yells, “daddy’s balls are wet!!” She finds it very funny saying the word balls. She knows what a penis is, what balls are, and what a vagina is. Let’s just hope she doesn’t say this in front of normal people.